After our show Saturday night w/ Les Savy Fav we went to Chinatown in Calgary where this chinese restaurant stays open to 4am. Incredible.
Jonas had the biggest oyster we’d ever seen. I think he thought it was a vagina by the way he was eating it.

Jonas got this great idea while he was looking at the menu to order pork’s blood for a table of cute barely legal (maybe not) ladies dressed up for a night on the town. He convinced our waitress to serve them the dish as a gift from him and to only tell them that it was pork. He swooned them with it until they finally asked what their gift from the gentleman across the room was. We heard one of the girls gag at the table after getting the news…



